the indian story

last year my grand daughter told her mother this story about indians, evidently she was learning about them in pre-school. as her mother said this is the perfect reason you and your children don't really need television, they can be so entertaining on their own:

indians

eat cooked crabs

wear no clothes

speak spanish and the word "oputueeso" means "hand over the food"

they have no trampolines

live in tents with buttons with no doors you just punch the tent to get out and all the kids sleep in one room with bunk beds

they don't brush teeth so they don't have any

they take showers in a water fountain and use fish soap

and then go to bed at 7

they do breathing exercises to keep them from getting fat

and can only eat junk food in the fall

boys and girls wear any kind of make up they like

they go to indian school and learn about eating healthy fish

they draw with feathers cause they have no pens

all the kid indians smoke all day long except when they're sleeping and they don't die

for their birthday's kids get fish presents

and they have cheetah pets to take them places

for fun they play with ice but not the grown ups just the kids

when her mom asked her how she knew all of this she said "I saw them do it before. Sorry but I gotta get goin mommy." Then she wrote down on a piece of paper her "indian" address where I could write her a letter and send it to her tent.

think we might have another writer in the family?